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[extravagantfool]

do the clown shoes stay on during sex

USFW Unprompted Questions (always loved) // Inbox Open!

Asha doesn't wear shoes you nincompoop.

The jester hat however--

[farspaceapple]

♡

●●●●● | ATTRACTION ●●●●● | AFFECTION ●●●●● | INTEREST ●●●●●● | LOYALTY ●●●●● | TRUST

LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH "As if this was a hard test." He jests, "Then again, I can always just tell you these things if you'd ask."

[sanhwaiting]

hey megan!! it's chey 🍉 I hope you still remember me heheh 😅 how are you doing, love? are you going to see ateez in sep? 💓💓

hi chey!! of course i remember youuu 🥹🥰 i really missed you so much my sgtiny friend <333 sorry for the late reply, i've actually been in jeju the last week and i'm on the plane home now hehe i've had a lovely time and i hope you've been well too ❤️❤️❤️ and yes i got cat 1 tickets for ateez!! i still can't believe it and i'm so exciteddd :D are you going as well?

[venusssssssssss]

legit so annoyed about the way the corporate media wants to paint those women waiting outside the court as crazy and as only being there because Luigi is hot. I looked up pictures of them outside the court and they all held signs and were there to send a message: "health over wealth", "denial of medical care = violence", "murder for profit = terrorism", "the United States healthcare stole my livelihood", "insurance lobbyists line politicians' pockets", "healthcare reform NOW". Yeah, they're there because he's hot for sure. Also, there were a lot of men as well but hey, that's not helping the narrative right?

[heartbreakincident]

nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

[noodles-and-tea]

Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…

[alfea]

spin this wheel of hobbies

[deergirlfangs]

Circle avatars were a mistake

[cyberpunkboytoy]

So there's the idea of "kitchen table poly," AKA "everyone in the polycule needs to be able to sit at a kitchen table together and get along like friends."

One of my roommates just came up with a counter idea, which is "poker table poly." Everyone in the polycule must be enemies. No one is allowed to get too chummy or they're kicked out. They all also likely owe eachother money.

[extravagantfool]

caging your lover against a wall with your arms to kiss them . Honk honk I've come with my circus and the main clown is orla mercar

kiss & tell // Inbox Open!!

They've been called a thief before, for very valid reasons, and they think they will pick the habit up again. They pickpocket the rich and give to the needy, but stealing time alone with Orla isn't so simple. So it's nice when they manage to catch her alone. Even if it's just a moment. "Orla--" She's busy, they know; they all know. The sky isn't falling apart like it once had, but shit was still raining all around them. Shit and gore and gods. They'd take the cats and dogs over this any day. They'd prefer more than just a stolen moment more though. Any attempt to brush them off is futile as they press and corral, gently poking and prodding at her sides until they can back her up against the edge of a table. There's a sigh in her chest, but they don't let it fester. Not as they stretch arms around her, palms flat on the table, 'trapping' her there. As trapped as any mage killer could be. This is a gift, stolen and cherished, they know. So they show their appreciation in turn. They press tiny pecks of their lips along her jaw, chasing the slope upwards. Peppering her with soft affection as they press against her. They inch closer, chest to chest; warmth to warmth. All to 'trap' her as they grin and blow a raspberry into her cheek, forcing the sigh to die with levity. Aching and prodding for a smile on a her face. "Mon bébé." It's presumptuous, daring in a way that makes them bite down anxiety and shake their head, just to ring the bells around their ears to drown out the bad. Just for a moment. "C'mon, stay with me tonight? I'll rub your shoulders." (Just a moment of your time -- that would be enough.)

[farspaceapple]

"Roses are read. Violets are blue. You're a big dummy. No hiding the truth."

Nice poem, annnd how long did it take you to come up with that, Pipsqueak?

[limelemonchi]

freak Pines

[sanhwaiting]

MEGAN BELOVED!!!! congrats on finishing another term! 😍☺️ I hope you're getting some well deserved rest time 💓

thank you chey!!! 🥰🥰🥰 i'm so happy hehe right now i'm trying to recreate my big pink hwa gifs from the real mv!! nothing makes me happier than being creative with the things i love :D and i hope you're having a good week tooo

[pangur-and-grim]

I never know how to respond to these emails

[theabigailthorn]

What are we supposed to do now? By ‘we’ I mean UK based trans women and transfems. How are we meant to continue? Knowing the country hates us. The law refuses to accept our existence. Everyone wishes we would just shut up and disappear. How are we supposed to live like this? I know I can’t.

Let me tell you a very funny story that might make you feel better.

Not long ago I called the suicide hotline feeling exactly the way you describe. The volunteer on the other end was an older cis lady, and I was like, "Hey, I'm trans - all this stuff is happening, the government says blah blah blah, the court says XYZ, and I feel like I'm living in this really hostile country that hates me, and it sucks!" I told her how angry I was, how much all this makes me hate by fellow human beings, how much I wouldn't care if Britain sank into the sea or was burned away to ashes along with all its inhabitants, and how ashamed I am of feeling such venom and cynicism.

And there was a bit of a pause.

And the volunteer lady says, "What's trans?"

I - Joker makeup bursting from the pores of my face - explain to her what being transgender is. She has questions like, "So, what was the legal process like, what do you have to do?" and I'm like "Oh HO HO HO! Let me tell you the hoops I had to jump through!" and she's like "Wow, that sounds so difficult?" and I'm like, "HEE HEE HEE I haven't even gotten to the difficult bit yet!" I'm ranting, I'm pacing my living room like a tiger, quoting Merchant of Venice and Coriolanus down the phone to this woman on the suicide hotline, like "If you prick us do we not bleed?! If you tickle us do we not laugh?!" "I banish you, and here remain with your uncertainty!" (She's like "I remember this Shakespeare from school!") It feels like I'm vomiting up this black sludge of hate that I've built up, like people spit on me and I've absorbed all that spit and now I'm burning with it.

So at the end of all this the volunteer lady's like well yeah of course you feel angry, that makes perfect sense! Anybody with a heart would feel the way you do! Of course you feel cynical and bitter and despairing! And she tells me that she hasn't seen any of this, but it's shocked her. She thinks this court case sounds like a really backwards step; she thought Britain was progressive. And I'm like, "I used to think that too, and the loss of that illusion hurts."

But then she goes well look - these judges and politicians, they live in a bubble. They don't really know what life is like for ordinary people like me and you. There are plenty of people in Britain like her, who just don't really pay attention to this stuff. There might be some who throw things at me in the street and treat me poorly, but there are also a lot of people who are just... normal? And fine? And who are just doing their own thing, and who are appalled to discover this kind of thing is happening? And I'm like oh yeah - I guess if the country was destroyed all those people would go too... It's not true that everyone wants us to disappear.

And she says she's going to go home and look all of this up because it sounds like trans people are really being mistreated, and she's like "Thank you for telling me all this. I hope you feel better."

And I'm like yeah you know what, I kinda do. It helped to have someone else go, "I understand how you feel." So, y'know, we've got one more ally at least.